Popcorn bags tell you not to use the "popcorn" button on your microwave. Then why is it fucking there?! You know what, popcorn? I don't have time to babysit you. You want me to LISTEN for two seconds between pops and hopefully I'll get you out on time? You're either burned or tragically under-popped. Figure out how long you need to be in the microwave and get back to me. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER POPCORN!
~BICKLEY
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Lord Bickley. I f-ing love you. - DUKE
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